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Old Jun 07, 2006, 08:31 AM // 08:31   #1
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Default Here's an stupid and silly timewaster - cows!

Cow runs!
First off, I know this can be done a lot more efficiently (heck, my monk has only 12 in smite and cyclone axe/crude swing @ 16 weapon is probably a guaranteed kill) but killing cows on Shing Jea had me chuckling for a bit. It's stupid, it's silly, it's maybe even somewhat fun. Too bad there're no free beers ingame for killing a cow within three minutes.

Here we go! You want to be in Sunqua Vale, or anywhere else there are cows. (Click the step # links for pics)
Step 1: Your target and your skills. Attributes, of course, max out smite as much as you can and if you want a run buff (recommended) then spec into that.
Note that you can't actually target the cows to spam space with balthazar's aura on you, so the fun begins with...

Step 2: Zealot's Fire. Finally, a use for the skill after it got wammoed with the nerf bat. Cows are not level 20/60 AL since I do far more than 29 damage to them with zealot's fire.

Step 3: Reversal of fortune spam! Like the days of dual smite!

Step 4: Profit (+0 xp, gg)

Happy cow slaying
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Old Jun 07, 2006, 08:40 AM // 08:40   #2
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Hahaha, I wondered if they were killable or not! Now I know.
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Old Jun 07, 2006, 08:50 AM // 08:50   #3
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You ROCK at wasting time for sure, Seef!
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Old Jun 07, 2006, 11:28 AM // 11:28   #4
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What do you mean "The good old days of dual smite" -- Dont you know its being run to death in Heros Ascent at the moment??

also, this is old news :\ -- I thought everyone knew this "trick"
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Old Jun 07, 2006, 11:42 AM // 11:42   #5
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Ah reminds me of Diablo in a way.
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Old Jun 07, 2006, 11:48 AM // 11:48   #6
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Funny if you could also tame them
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Old Jun 07, 2006, 12:08 PM // 12:08   #7
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Can do it with flame trap also

GW sure seems to itch it's players creativity, whenever something in GW 'could' be done, there's surely going to be someone who will actually do it lol
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Old Jun 07, 2006, 12:33 PM // 12:33   #8
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Originally Posted by Rusty Deth
Ah reminds me of Diablo in a way.
Make sure you don't kill the king!
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Old Jun 07, 2006, 12:48 PM // 12:48   #9
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does anyone wanna kill a bunch of em and see if ANET through in a secret "cow tipper" title? sounds to me like its a possibility considering their humor
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Old Jun 07, 2006, 02:38 PM // 14:38   #10
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I think they are water buffalos not "cows"

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Old Jun 07, 2006, 05:54 PM // 17:54   #11
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so thats why yo killed it lol. it was trying to give you a kiss .
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Old Jun 07, 2006, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #12
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omg you like soloed t3h ub3r cows.... lol
Im impressed i thought they were like... inviincible
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